More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your commitment."
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"I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach."