The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal fail... - George Bernard Shaw

"I’m an atheist and I thank God for it."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

"The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time."

"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."

"A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith."