The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal fail... - George Bernard Shaw

"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."

"The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man."

"The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination"

"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."