More quotes by Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

"Five syllables,"Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad."
"Okay,"I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?""Oh..."I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um..."
"Erre es korakas, Blinky!"Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"
"I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red."
"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."