It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feel... - Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian
"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."
"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."
"The Princess Andromeda?""Went ka-boom."
"I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red."
"Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then, we'll see."
"Erre es korakas, Blinky!"Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"
"And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!"