More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"The scent of honeysuckle on a Florida spring night always reminds me of her. The memories of us bloom yellow in my mind."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."