More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."