More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."