More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."