More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."
"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."