More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."