I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."