More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."