More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."
"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."