The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they w... - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to."

"What have I always believed?That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right."

"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you."

"We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork."

"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."