The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they w... - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led."

"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you."

"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."

"We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork."

"Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think."