What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enou... - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
"What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head."
More quotes by Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."
"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."
"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you."
"The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god)."
"We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork."