What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enou... - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."

"We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork."

"What have I always believed?That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right."

"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."

"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."