#taxes

"Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

"They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down."

"A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state."