#taxes

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

"A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state."

"Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."

"They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."