"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."