#Early

"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."

"But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it."

"Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had."

"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."

"Ah, Nothing is too late, till the tired heart shall cease to palpitate."

"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."

"The rare few, who, early in life have rid themselves of the friendship of the many."

"It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time."

"Young man, the secret of my success is that an early age I discovered that I was not God."

"Breast cancer deaths in America have been declining for more than a decade. Much of that success is due to early detection and better treatments for women. I strongly encourage women to get a mammogram."

"I learned early in my career to not let myself get in the way of humor but, instead, find what is great in a talented person."

"You can be diagnosed and treated early. And there is hope for the future."

"How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood."

"Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor."