Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

"Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?"he asked."

"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."