More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."