More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."