To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To li... - Jerry Seinfeld
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here."
"Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst."
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."