It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the wor... - Jerry Seinfeld
"It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here."
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."