More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

"I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done."
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"