More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"
"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."