More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."