UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package. - Beryl Dov

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."