UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package. - Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."