More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."
"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."