When I hear Jazz, my first instinct is to lean over to the g... - Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

"When I hear Jazz, my first instinct is to lean over to the guy next to me and whisper, "Fourth floor, please."

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