"You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?"
"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."
"I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain."
"But you hate poetry!Yes, but you make me want to write it."
"Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually,"Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working."
"We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull."