When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let t... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."

"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."

"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."