"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
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Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
21 quotes
Quotes by Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."