They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes.... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."