They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes.... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."