More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."