More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."