More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The chair I want for my office has wheels, so I can put it on my treadmill and get some exercise while I work. Likewise, we can’t let a love like ours just roll on by without trying to work things out."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your commitment."
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."