Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politicia... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."