More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."