Who says life is fair, where is that written? - William Goldman, The Princess Bride
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
"Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."
"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."
"I am your Prince and you will marry me,"Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then."