Who says life is fair, where is that written? - William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"

"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"