More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."
"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."
"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"