More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."
"Who says life is fair, where is that written?"
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"When I was your age, television was called books."
"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"