More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."