More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."