If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out... - J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you"signs in the world. It's impossible."
More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
"When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody."
"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice."
"Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will."
"I am always saying "Glad to've met you"to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."