More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."