#Wit

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge."

"Wit is the lowest form of humor."

"I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate."

"If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."

"Ack!"I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me."

"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."

"Impropriety is the soul of wit."

"I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."(Letter 16, 1657)"

"Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck,” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,"Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."

"Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."

"Your fantasies define you, so dream carefully. A man with no imagination is a man with no future in today’s world—and no past in tomorrow’s."

"Patience, grasshopper,"said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait.""I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'"said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Now what happens?"asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended,"Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?"

"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"The flesh is sad, alas, and I have read all the books."