By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."

"Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"