"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
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"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."