Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit... - Beryl Dov

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."