More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."