Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. - Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."

"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."