Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. - Mark Twain

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."