More quotes by Mark Twain

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."