More quotes by Mark Twain

"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."
"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"