Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatev... - Joss Whedon

"It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I’m so very bad at it. It’s the greatest peace when I’m in a scene, and it’s just me and the character, that’s it, that’s where I want to live my life."

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."