There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s a... - Joss Whedon

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"Don’t give people what they want, give them what they need."

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."

"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."