More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."