More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."