More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."