More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"
"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."