More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."