More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."
"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."